I despise bananas. I hate the texture, I hate the slimy stickiness, I hate those strings that hang off of them, I hate how they make everything around them reek of their insufferable stench, and I hate that different areas of them can rot at different times and you have to knife it out.**
Fruits that are great: starfruit, pomegranate, strawberries, seedless grapes, pineapple, kiwi, lemon, berries, fruit salad with cream
*Calm down. This is a joke.
**The banana hating is not a joke. It is siriouz bizznizz.
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SEND ME YOUR BANANAAAASSSS!! I will eat them. Or make them into delicious, delicious muffins. And then eat them.
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I will! Muffins and bananas! They go together. ;)
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Nahida YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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I love bananas, but only if they're fresh and not starting to go brown or soft at all. If that happens I bake them into the most delicious banana cake ever.
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My mind cannot process the word "delicious" placed before the word "banana" …even when the word cake follows shortly after. =P
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Interesting… I never thought of lemon being a fruit but I realize now it is.
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Bananas are awesome and whenever my mom buys a bunch on Saturday I eat them all by Tuesday. :)Besides, what about banana bread? Banana bread is awesomepants.
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I've actually never had banana bread.But I do have a pair of awesomepants.
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We can never be friends now.
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*sputters* I never wanted to be your friend anyway you–you–you… banana lover!
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Grapes are not grapes when they are seedless. Its an abomination. Ever had fresh pomegranate juice?
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They are too! And I eat them.And no, never.
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Bananas are pure evil. Ban them I say, ban them!
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