happy panties

I can’t go swimming today.

My menstrual cycle is all like, ‘Oh, were you planning on having fun today Nahida? HAHA NOPE.’ Just like how it’s always like, ‘Are these your favorite panties, Nahida? Let’s ruin them!’ and, ‘Were you going to sleep with that guy, Nahida? Not anymore!’ Even when I’m all like, ‘I couldn’t sleep with him anyway!’ my menstrual cycle is all like, ‘Yeah but, we both know what you were thinking.’

Menstruation is a very effective haraam police. (OMG let’s shut up before we give the male ulema any ideas.)

I suppose the bright side is it’s kind of cold, so I couldn’t go swimming anyway (if you can call that a bright side), and also it’s Spring Break and my mother would not approve of my choice of bathing suits probably definitely.

Alas, I do not have nail polish pictures for you this month, because I am going on a very short trip tomorrow, and I like my nails natural. So instead I will post panties that make me happy, because the fatal feminist is apparently not scandalous enough.

happy panties
happy panties

(Thankfully, I will not be posting a photo of myself wearing them.)

I typically dislike animal print but these make me giggle. It’s leopard lace and multi-colored palm leaves.

Do you have panties that make you happy?