Man: This is what being a man means, and this is what being a woman means.

Woman: Wait, but I’m also perfectly capab—

Man: Stop trying to be like a man. Why do you hate your sex?

Woman: What? No, I’m just saying why do you get to define—

Man: Feminist! J’accuse! Pretending to want equality for women but hating your sex so much that you have to be like men!

Woman: YOU JUST *NOW* SET THE DIVISION AT ARBITRARY POSITIONS!

Man: Now go do the dishes because that’s what women do, and stop trying to be like a man.

Woman: *sigh* Is this about how I can clearly have babies again?

Man: SHUT UP! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WANTS MY PENIS!