Man: This is what being a man means, and this is what being a woman means.
Woman: Wait, but I’m also perfectly capab—
Man: Stop trying to be like a man. Why do you hate your sex?
Woman: What? No, I’m just saying why do you get to define—
Man: Feminist! J’accuse! Pretending to want equality for women but hating your sex so much that you have to be like men!
Woman: YOU JUST *NOW* SET THE DIVISION AT ARBITRARY POSITIONS!
Man: Now go do the dishes because that’s what women do, and stop trying to be like a man.
Woman: *sigh* Is this about how I can clearly have babies again?
Man: SHUT UP! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WANTS MY PENIS!