Man: This is what being a man means, and this is what being a woman means.
Woman: Wait, but I’m also perfectly capab—
Man: Stop trying to be like a man. Why do you hate your sex?
Woman: What? No, I’m just saying why do you get to define—
Man: Feminist! J’accuse! Pretending to want equality for women but hating your sex so much that you have to be like men!
Woman: YOU JUST *NOW* SET THE DIVISION AT ARBITRARY POSITIONS!
Man: Now go do the dishes because that’s what women do, and stop trying to be like a man.
Woman: *sigh* Is this about how I can clearly have babies again?
Man: SHUT UP! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WANTS MY PENIS!
the fatal feminist 
You’ve just ruined an article I’m currently writing by summarising it in seven lines. I hope you’re happy.
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LOL!! <3
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And then you ruined the comment I wrote above by adding two more lines, and then you attempted to ruin the comment I am writing right now by adding that “[Later]” clause. It’s a good thing I’m onto you.
(I’ve followed the blog for a while, by the way – first comment, but I’ve liked a lot of your pieces and linked it widely. Thank you for writing it!)
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Hahaha, I tried that “later” clause so that your first comment wouldn’t look like you miscounted! =P Then I figured no one would think that anyway, and I took it out.
Thanks!
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I somehow got here from looking up stuff about Aziz Ansari.
This was equally funny.
(The phrase I googled was “And that’s exactly how that shit went down!” I think that sums up what you wrote)
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