Sometime near the very beginning…

Man: This is what being a man means, and this is what being a woman means.

Woman: Wait, but I’m also perfectly capab—

Man: Stop trying to be like a man. Why do you hate your sex?

Woman: What? No, I’m just saying why do you get to define—

Man: Feminist! J’accuse! Pretending to want equality for women but hating your sex so much that you have to be like men!

Woman: YOU JUST *NOW* SET THE DIVISION AT ARBITRARY POSITIONS!

Man: Now go do the dishes because that’s what women do, and stop trying to be like a man.

Woman: *sigh* Is this about how I can clearly have babies again?

Man: SHUT UP! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WANTS MY PENIS!

5 thoughts on “Sometime near the very beginning…

      1. And then you ruined the comment I wrote above by adding two more lines, and then you attempted to ruin the comment I am writing right now by adding that “[Later]” clause. It’s a good thing I’m onto you.

        (I’ve followed the blog for a while, by the way – first comment, but I’ve liked a lot of your pieces and linked it widely. Thank you for writing it!)

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        1. Hahaha, I tried that “later” clause so that your first comment wouldn’t look like you miscounted! =P Then I figured no one would think that anyway, and I took it out.

          Thanks!

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  1. Stewart

    I somehow got here from looking up stuff about Aziz Ansari.

    This was equally funny.

    (The phrase I googled was “And that’s exactly how that shit went down!” I think that sums up what you wrote)

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