I am issuing a fatwa on bananas.*

I despise bananas. I hate the texture, I hate the slimy stickiness, I hate those strings that hang off of them, I hate how they make everything around them reek of their insufferable stench, and I hate that different areas of them can rot at different times and you have to knife it out.**

Fruits that are great: starfruit, pomegranate, strawberries, seedless grapes, pineapple, kiwi, lemon, berries, fruit salad with cream

*Calm down. This is a joke.

**The banana hating is not a joke. It is siriouz bizznizz.

15 thoughts on “I am issuing a fatwa on bananas.*

  1. I love bananas, but only if they're fresh and not starting to go brown or soft at all. If that happens I bake them into the most delicious banana cake ever.

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